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OchPochMax for Master of Ceremonies

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
Master of Ceremonies
closed
Unpaid
Role assigned to: OchPochMax

Age ~45.  Smarmy guy hosting a beauty pageant.  This is the entirety of this "holotape" recording.

  • HMOM:  --ck, hit record on that thing!
    HDAD:  I got it, I got it.  It's on.  [applause]
    MASTER:  There she is!  And isn't she darling: look at those little cheeks, yes.
    AUDIENCE:  [Aww]
    MASTER:  Aw!  Now, Amanda, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
    AMANDA:  I want to become a doctor.
    MASTER:  A doctor, how smart!
    AMANDA:  Mm-hmm, I'm going to cure Cave Cough.
    AUDIENCE:  [gasp]
    MASTER:  Well, the optimism of youth: how ironic...
    AMANDA:  It's not ironic, it's true.
    MASTER:  Fiery lass; I like...  So, Amanda what will you do if you win Little Miss 54?
    AMANDA:  I'm going to start the Suzanna Beckett Foundation to Cure Cave Cough.
    MASTER:  Fiery and single-minded: Amazing!  Little girl what is your talent?
    AMANDA:  I'm going to sing Civilization, written by Hilliard and Sigman, made famous by Danny Kaye and the Andrews Sisters.
    MASTER:  How delightful, let's get that queued up--Marty?  …
    HMOM:  How much longer will it record?
    HDAD:  I don't know.
    HMOM:  Do you have another tape?
    HDAD:  ...No!
    HMOM:  What if it stops recording?
    HDAD:  Well...
    HMOM:  Well?  What do mean well?  This is your daughter's one s--[recording stops]

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