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OchPochMax for Master of Ceremonies
Age ~45. Smarmy guy hosting a beauty pageant. This is the entirety of this "holotape" recording.
HMOM: --ck, hit record on that thing!
HDAD: I got it, I got it. It's on. [applause]
MASTER: There she is! And isn't she darling: look at those little cheeks, yes.
AUDIENCE: [Aww]
MASTER: Aw! Now, Amanda, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
AMANDA: I want to become a doctor.
MASTER: A doctor, how smart!
AMANDA: Mm-hmm, I'm going to cure Cave Cough.
AUDIENCE: [gasp]
MASTER: Well, the optimism of youth: how ironic...
AMANDA: It's not ironic, it's true.
MASTER: Fiery lass; I like... So, Amanda what will you do if you win Little Miss 54?
AMANDA: I'm going to start the Suzanna Beckett Foundation to Cure Cave Cough.
MASTER: Fiery and single-minded: Amazing! Little girl what is your talent?
AMANDA: I'm going to sing Civilization, written by Hilliard and Sigman, made famous by Danny Kaye and the Andrews Sisters.
MASTER: How delightful, let's get that queued up--Marty? …
HMOM: How much longer will it record?
HDAD: I don't know.
HMOM: Do you have another tape?
HDAD: ...No!
HMOM: What if it stops recording?
HDAD: Well...
HMOM: Well? What do mean well? This is your daughter's one s--[recording stops]