IAN MALTHUS: Ladies and Gentlemen, Ian Malthus here; and I'm joined now by Tyler Rose, a genuine Freedom Fighter exposing the agenda of the dark forces at work underground here in this--
TYLER: Ian?
IAN MALTHUS:  --day and age--yes?  Go ahead.
TYLER:  I'm sorry:  were you going to say “Intraterrestrials?”
IAN MALTHUS:  Huh, well, they're the--
TYLER:  Because I just want to say at the outset that I personally have not seen sufficient evid--
IAN MALTHUS:  Dark forces, ladies and gentlemen, these dark forces that seek to RUIN us.  That are here for our detriment!  They--they take on many forms, corporeally, to us, in this dimens--
TYLER:  Just want to--say that I, Tyler Rose, actual, do not personally believe in Intraterrestrials.
IAN MALTHUS:  Wha...
TYLER:  I can only speak of substantiated persons such as Santos--
IAN MALTHUS:  Speak your truth brother!
TYLER:  Uh, yes--
IAN MALTHUS:  I will defend to the death YOUR RIGHT to speak... your truth.  Now tell me Tyler, these editors at the Times.  What happened to your job, your income, when you spoke your truth in that paper?
TYLER:  Umm.  Actually can we just, go over some of the facts I uncovered, it's probably more important to--
IAN MALTHUS:  Absolutely Tyler, I agree one hundred percent.  Ladies and Gentleman that's what you get from I M Z:  FACTS!  And for a limited time only while supplies last, stamped copies of my first book Troubled Enclosure for only... twenty-nine ninety-nine.  Just the facts!  We'll be right back.
TYLER:  Oh for fuck's sake.  [music]