…. It was awfully abysmal I tell you, I was utterly partridge flapping as if I were late to the flock fest, just spreading the stench on the pumpernickel the whole while this was all transpiring.  My nerves were completely on end due to the Trump caused debacle. 

Not only did I lose my position as Submarine Captain, I was demoted to the kiddie train.... I went from being the Captain of the most popular ride in the park,  to being a lowly train conductor on the lame ride, 'The Chu Chu Express.' A ride that management referred to as  'a much more ventilated work environment.' ....And if you ask any other employee in the park what my job title was, they would tell you that I was the Conductor of 'The Toot Toot Express.' This was the Legacy that I had let loose for myself.  

a short adlib (1 to 3 sentences) about being embarrassed