- Excerpt from "holotape" recording, made when Doc was still human, so, cleaner voice, and less crazy -

DOC MARTIN: I'm Doctor Martin and this is my confession. When Tyler Rose's article linked my esteemed colleague Santos Vonsignor with the Cave Cough epidemic, something clicked in my mind. The man was such an asshole, that I felt it must be true. He specialized in pest control, and viewed most people as pests, too. I wanted to expose him.

My betrothed and I concocted a scheme to distract him so I could search his lab for proof.  Playing to his vanity, we forged an invitation to appear as himself on Westsiders.  They sometimes have elite cameos on the popular show in service of some agenda or other.  We gave him short notice to meet on Friday afternoon with the producers, who always preview the evening's show at that time, when interruptions are forbidden.

As Science Dean, Santos had issued my lab grant, and never failed to remind me.  Liked to conscript me for menial tasks in his lab.  All week, Santos had bragged about running some important final tests that Friday.  As we hoped, he insisted I monitor his tests and touch none of his stuff while he went to an important appointment.  If the red light comes on, press the red button.  If the alarm sounds, pull the plug.  I did some multitasking.

Found a fascinating SOB document with DO NOT PRINT printed across the front page.  PWND: Project for a Wonderful New Day, it's called.  I don't think there's anything wonderful about mass mind control, corruption and eugenics.  I scanned the document to deal with later and kept snooping [...]

- Doc, in gravelly-voiced ghoul form, hosts Special Delivery!'s radio station -

DOC MARTIN:  Jim Sangrey tenor sax, Pete Gallio tenor sax, Dennis Durick on drums and Lyles West on bass.  I think Jim was usually on the left in the corner and Pete on the right, but I could well be misremembering.  But I love those unison long tones in the melody [...]