John?  John?  It’s Rebecca.  I des--Rebecca Harris.  I deserve to win a “dream date” with you so our daughter could spend a little time with her father.  She doesn’t know who he is yet; Told her he was decapitated in a tragic conveyor accident.  Makes me smile every time I picture it.

Still, someday I’ll have to tell her the truth, and you have a goddam responsibility to man up.  I EXPECT to win.  Otherwise you'll be hearing from my attorney.  Ta.