Well hello, soon-to-be-lover!  I’m Audrey Tiddlesworth and I absolutely ADORE Mr. Porque.  I think we have a true connection.  For our date, I imagine a light dinner at Meyer’s, dancing at Smitty’s, then back to my place for some Tango!  My mother was an exotic dancer, so I understand the demanding world of entertainment professionals.  Mr. Porque needs his confidence to stay up, and I won’t LET him down!  Smooches, Audrey.