IAN MALTHUS:  You're back with Ian Malthus and my guest today Myra Handley, Spiritual Strategist.  Now Myra, you were telling the terrible tale of your abduction and rape by Intraterrestrials--it makes me so MAD!  They--the SCUM!  Ooooh, those damn intraterrestrials.  Let me tell you something you Intraterrestrials, since I know you're listening, okay.  Let me tell you something--I will--you--if I ever catch one of you sumbitches creeping around my house at night, I don't know, probably trying to sniff my soiled undergarments or God forbid, interfering with my CHILDREN!  Let me tell you something Intraterrestrial:  I WILL DESTROY YOU!  Do you hear me!  Are you listening, Intraterrestrials?  I WILL PAINT THE WALLS WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!!!...  Excuse me, Myra, I just get so ANGRY!
MYRA HANDLEY:  ...That's all right Ia--
IAN MALTHUS:  FURIOUS!!!  At these monsters and the CRIMES they do on humanity.  I'm sorry, Myra, please go on.
MYRA HANDLEY:  I...
IAN MALTHUS:  Go ahead, now.
MYRA HANDLEY:  I was just going to say, it's all right, Ian.  I'm glad you're mad because they're especially interested in experimenting on telepathic people, gifted people, like me.  When it was discovered that I had these powers as a young girl, the psychologist at our dayca--
IAN MALTHUS:  What am I thinking about right now, Myra?
MYRA HANDLEY:  I--don't...  Well, yo--
IAN MALTHUS:  Right now, what am I thinking about, can you hear it?
MYRA HANDLEY:  Oh you're, you're thinking about smashing Intraterrestrials?
IAN MALTHUS:  Well, yes, I mean, I'm always thinking about that but what else, right now can you hear?
MYRA HANDLEY:  You... want a mushcake?
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MYRA HANDLEY:  Oh yeah!  Mm-hmm.  For sure.
IAN MALTHUS:  What's, what's next for us here in the vault?  We've got plague, we've got alien vampires from deep inside the globe.  Will there be any respite for humanity in the coming years?
MYRA HANDLEY:  I wish I could say yes, Ian, but I foresee troubled times ahead.  I think everyone needs to keep an eye out on things.  There's going to be bloodshed.  I'm sorry to have to say it, but we need to all prepare ourselves.
IAN MALTHUS:  What violence--is it the Full-Blown Intraterrestrial Invasion?
MYRA HANDLEY:  No, I mean, there will be... it's a bit phantasmagoric but I can clearly see: malevolent entities, who want to hurt us, perhaps human and or intraterrestrials.
IAN MALTHUS:  ...Dang.  Can't even trust our fellow humans, can we.  Ladies and gentlemen that's all we have time for today.  My guest next week is a very brave young man, the one and only Tyler Rose!  Don't miss it.  [music]

***See also Tyler Rose's dialogue.