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Ostentatious Ostrich for Russell Crow
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Age ~45. Devoted Legion military man, on a mission to safeguard Caesar's legacy. Based off Russell Crowe from Gladiator.
RUSSELL CROW: This area is under Frumentarii control. Get out.
PLAYER: What are you up to?
RUSSELL CROW: That dead ghoul over there had something of Caesar's. A key to a Legion storehouse. I don't see it around here, unfortunately.
PLAYER: I could uh, find that thing you want?
RUSSELL CROW: [FAILED] Better not. Go on about your business.
PLAYER: Let me track down the key.
RUSSELL CROW: [SUCCEEDED] Well okay. Have a look around if you want, but the bastard left no clues.
RUSSELL CROW: [SUCCEEDED] Knock yourself out.
PLAYER: I'll have a look for it too.
RUSSELL CROW: Thanks for the help. It's a relief.
PLAYER: Not yet, sorry.
RUSSELL CROW: What are you waiting for? The third battle of Hoover Dam?
PLAYER: What else do you know?
RUSSELL CROW: The dead ghoul had the key to Vault 54. I don't know where he hid it and every time I ask him he just lays there, like a corpse.
PLAYER: What's so important that Caesar keeps in Vault 54?
RUSSELL CROW: I've never been there, but it's a Legion storehouse. That's all I need to know.
PLAYER: Where is Vault 54?
RUSSELL CROW: That also is on a need-to-know basis. And I don't.
PLAYER: I'll be on my way.
RUSSELL CROW: Don't let me detain you.- Combat -
RUSSELL CROW: (alert to combat) Gotcha!
RUSSELL CROW: (lost idle) I'll sniff you out.
RUSSELL CROW: (power attack) Ugnngghh!
RUSSELL CROW: (Player steals) This isn't the Super Duper Mart!