Can I grant your wish? Don't ask me, you should know. It's not like I'm a worthless piece of crap unlike the person standing right in front of me. But then again, if you agree to this contract, it is more than just bound to affect only you.

A teacher's job is easy...I mean all you have to do is talk, hand out papers to do and that's it. Then just assume which grades they get and put it one their papers. Yes I was just hired, how do you know? Ha, well it's not like I have thirty students, I only have one...which is odd...now that I think of it...