HARDSCRABBLE:  You can't make me eat my friends.  I won't!
FOUR DOG:  He's talking about you guys, right?
HARDSCRABBLE:  No, my LITTLE friends.
SPLINTER:  His lice.

HARDSCRABBLE:  Hey, what does "abdicates" mean?
JAMES: No. No. No. You wrong!
HARDSCRABBLE:  I think that's it.
JAMES:  You're gonna break it!
HARDSCRABBLE:  Yep.
JAMES:  Aww, tsk.
HARDSCRABBLE:  It's locked.
JAMES:  Sonuva--
HARDSCRABBLE:  Sorry James.

- Hardscrabble tells his story, sort of -
HARDSCRABBLE:  Cause I was hatched out of a witches egg, been doomed to fly high!  Like a crane with no... legs.
PLAYER: Um, okay.
HARDSCRABBLE:  Pico and Sepulveda!

- randoms -
HARDSCRABBLE:  (random comment)  Am I... dead?
HARDSCRABBLE:  (random comment)  Random mumblings one hundred and twelve...
HARDSCRABBLE:  (regarding a dead giant ant)  May flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

- Player makes the poor decision of selecting Hardscrabble to help with a task -
HARDSCRABBLE:  I'm just like your nose!  Pick me.
PLAYER:  I need your help with this.
HARDSCRABBLE:  I could go either way!
PLAYER:  Why don't you stay here and work these switches while I run the gauntlet.
HARDSCRABBLE:  I promised me Ma I'd never switch again... but okay, why the hell not?
PLAYER:  Why don't you run the gauntlet while I stay here and work these switches.
HARDSCRABBLE:  I promised me Ma I'd never gauntlet again... but okay, why the hell not?
HARDSCRABBLE:  [deep sniff] Mmm, somebody baking a cake?  Maybe the cake is through this door.  I want cake!

HARDSCRABBLE:  History Eraser Button!
HARDSCRABBLE:  Big SHINY button!
HARDSCRABBLE:  The jolly, CANDY-LIKE button!

- Combat -
HARDSCRABBLE:  (no ammo)  Hardscrabble needs ammo--badly!
HARDSCRABBLE:  (lost idle)  They are lost and I am idle...
HARDSCRABBLE:  (death)  Elizabeth!
HARDSCRABBLE:  (alert idle)  I'm looking to put some more notches on my... what is this thing?