Alright everyone, now today, we’re going to learn how I, the master of hairstyling, style my hair. This is an important skill, I might add, because you don’t want to have messy hair when you’re dueling with a dragon! Am I right? 

Yes, now I am currently celebrating my twelveth-teenth week that I’m been on the top of the booky books book list, take that K. J Rolling! Now, I will be signing books, after I take this lovely picture. 

When young Larry Potter came into the Book Store, he didn’t know that not only would he meet the best person in the world, but also he’d get my entire collection, free of charge. Plus one hundred gold coin thingys shipping and handling.