Bodies in Space: a Sci-fi/Comedy Audio Drama
ODepaz for Captain
She/her, nonbinary woman, 20s-30s. Captain of the ship/crew. A smuggler, thief, etc. Melodramatic, incredibly full of herself, a little aloof.
Deep breaths? Deep breaths?? Did you not see what just happened? He's dead! In front of my eyes, he's become roast beef!
[in response to “The universe has a way of making you feel insignificant.”] What? Oh, no no no. It may be a vast universe, but I’m still at the center of it.
I've already tried weaseling my way out of it. I'm weaseled out. My weasel meter is almost depleted.
Hello! Thank you so much for auditioning for Bodies in Space. Unfortunately, I’m unable to offer you a role at this time. I was truly overwhelmed by the number of auditions and all the incredible talent involved. Sincerely, JJ Jensen