{claps hands together} Right, students! I am Dr Jones. I will be your Criminology teacher for the next year.

I can see the confusion on your faces at that.. 

Well. This course is only a year-long course: as that is how well I teach.  I assure you, if you complete the year, you will be eligible to apply for jobs with higher levels of qualifications necessary.

Attached to your dorm keys, will be the memory sticks containing the course’s overview: please sign, THEN read it; the contracts are also here.

(he gestures to a selection of papers and pens)

Black ink, please!

Hello everyone. Welcome to your first lesson. Now we won't be getting straight into it, we have to give a bit of an introduction.

{pause}

So based on applications, I can obviously tell everyone has had some experience with the subject. But since my lessons will run in a more practical manner, I will provide you all with the exposition needed before we proceed with the next lessons.

 As of now, the 2nd of June 2021, the plans for the next few lessons are that we will head straight into practicality. You will all demonstrate 

previously learned skills to get into my mind: as I will be the killer. 

However, this week is for consolidation, you will all be recalling prior knowledge through independent or group research. Now, you may begin.