Hold everything. [Switch to live-action backdrop with animated characters from that point on] "Coach Z gets splat."Page 7: "Coach Z gets splatted."Page 8: "Coach Z gets splatted again!" I got nothing! What's the matter with you people? We can't do this kind of stuff anymore. Brothers Disney...show biz legends like me shouldn't have to play stooge... to that long-eared, leader of Mickey TOON Hall, overbite-challenged--

(Walks to her) Oh, my heavens, no. You couldn't have a movie without Flippy. If you don't mind me asking, whose glorified personal assistant are you?

Right. 

Yeah, but... Come on, fellas, I'm thrice the entertainer the dog is! (Flippy just burp and the people laugh) Fine, it's hilarious... but moviegoers these days demand action heroes, like me! (He did some fighting moves) Top that, FLIPPO. (Than Flippy, just pop Coach Z eyes out) So, it has come to this, has it? I'm afraid the Brothers Disney must choose... between a handsome matinee idol... or this miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque. 

 (gasps) Hey? That's the stuff from my office. 

Symbolically, this is bad. Please, brother. Other brother? Icy she-wolf? Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire. 

Wait!I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing, or kick-kissing yet. I'm still begging here!