1. (Pretending to be a “Damsel in Distress”/Bait) Oh my, this soldier is using his great big gun on little ol’ me, how scary! Oh I hope this stern & scary man isn’t planning on doing anything naughty to me.

2. (Very offended & annoyed) Talk like a Prostitute?! Hey! I did no such thing you sexist jerk! I was trying to go for the classical “Damsel in Distress” thank you very much! Ugh, maybe it’s a good thing that Tifa is not here with us, if this jerk is being so judgmental to me then there is no telling what he would say about her.

3. (Determined to slightly nervous) Hmm… it looks like it’s up to me to be the one to rescue Tifa from this Scarlett lady’s clutches. After all if Tifa is going to go on a date with another woman then it should be me! *briefly shocked & blushing* Uh… and by that, I mean a… friendly casual play-date of course. Heh heh…

4. (Very nervous, trying to rationalize the situation) WAIT A MINUTE! Uh excuse me Ms. Scarlett uh of course my friend uh…Claudia here is so not a man! She may not be quite as curvy as the three of us but that doesn’t make her any less of a lady… right? And as for why Claudia here has been looking so embarrassed by scowling a lot is… well… you have to excuse her, she is normally not dolled up like this. Yeah she… is normally quite the tomboyish one and normally doesn’t like doing anything girly, yeah that is totally it.

5. (Slightly defensive but proud) Hey there Miss Scarlett, ever heard of the old phrase “never judge a book by its cover”? I can be very good at being friendly with the guys; I even used to have a thing with a guy from SOLDIER thank you very much.

6. (Faux Sweet & Menacing, Zack’s Nightmare sequence) Oh Zaaaack, you wouldn’t dare think of ditching me for some busty brunette bimbo cowgirl you met in another town right? *sinister cutesy giggle while she holds her staff menacingly*