Forevers 3: Days of Darkness
ohheylookitsmj for Pidgy
This role is being recast. Please listen to the demo reel of the previous actor to get a feel for the role: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDx3LyE8Gu8
Pidgy is an anthropomorphic pigeon. He has a grudge against humans, he is extremely sarcastic, and a lot of the time, he's also angry. He used to only think about himself, but he's slowly developing a conscience.
I'm planning to use the character for more sequels. Please be available for at least one season of a sequel show.
[Someone just woke the character up by yelling into his ear]
PIDGY
(Yelling)
OH MY GOD!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??
[Other character]
Pidgy, is it true that Aqilah became a Terrian language teacher?
PIDGY
Yes, it is. I have no idea how she got that job, but that’s what she does now.
[Other character]
But her pronunciation is absolutely awful! The poor learners!
PIDGY
I know, right?! She is so fucking horrible at it! I mean, her grammar, use of words, reading and listening skills are great, the problem is only with her godawful pronunciation! Although you are one of the last people in the multiverse to complain about that!
[Aqilah is pronounced a-KEE-lah, or /əˈki.lɑ/, if you can read the IPA. Kyrylo is pronounced kirr-ILL-o, or /kɪˈɹɪ.loɔ/]
[Other character]
You and Pidgy, you need to come downstairs RIGHT NOW! Aqilah, get ready to use your lasers. Pidgy, get ready to freeze people to death. I will get my shield. We got a problem.
PIDGY
Kyrylo, I am a very talented pigeon. As long as I’m around, there are no problems, because I will take care of anything that I deem important. I am great! And “we” got a problem? Who could possibly have something against me and Aqilah around here?