Murder Mystery Monologues
Brendan Strikwerda for The Ex
depressed and accepting and a bit relieved
Fetal position
Just calmed myself from uncontrolled palpitations
Staring at this hanger, where the end has been straightened and is corroded with resin, the sticky black tar representation of the last few years.
Thinking about how I broke the bottom of the bong stem the last time I tried to push this one out.
Since you're the type of person who needs to get wet to wake up, let my tears flow strong enough so that you may feel the current of it's calamity.
You used to be the air that lingered when I was breathless.
But I found more than one dog hair in that last piece of sentiment you uttered. So I want a refund, your special was completely full of Shih-Tzu
(a short adlib about how much better off you are being single)