(You are a landlord trying to sell a house.) Listen, I don't care if you bring your pets. Cats, dogs, a camel? I don't give rats ass. You like rats? I don't mind! You wanna turn this place into a safe house? Perfect location, next to the highway! And, no one has died here! Yet… 

(You are a music producer who is really unhappy.) Please sound like a human. I don't want to hear the mating call of the silverback gorilla again. I'm on an incredibly strict schedule. Go.

(You are a nurse delivering news.) He shouldn’t be that long. Just a couple hours... I mean, he is having major surgery. What did you think he was going to be in and out in like fifteen? Honey, no.