Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr, sir? (You can sing Burr's part if you like) Oh, Well, sure, sir, my name is Alexander Hamilton, I'm at your service sir! I have been looking for you! (Burr's part)

Sir! I heard your name at Princeton I was seeking an accelerated course of study, when I got sort-of-out-of-sorts with a bud-dy of yours I may have punched him- it's a blur, sir..he handles the financials..? (You Punched the Bursar?)

YES! I wanted to do what you did graduate in 2 & join the revolution! He looked at me like I was stupid I'm not stupid! So, how'd you do it? How'd you graduate so fast?