The Roommate's Guide to Tinder
Bailey_VA for Cody
Cody has a high/average voice pitch. He's anxious, realistic and easily frazzled. He's the type of person to spend most of his time alone in his room and hide from his mom's dinner guests
[he's nervous]Oh fuck what if she wants to meet up, man?! I've never "been with" someone before
[reading a text message out loud. Intended to be read as if he's seeing the message for the first time] "I'm sowwy, did I say something bad?"
And then she put the emoji of the puppydog eyes and the two fingertips touching each other. I don't really get the baby thing she's going for[read a little fast, he's freaking out] Oh no dude she's gonna be all sad and her body image is gonna get all screwed up and then she'll be anorexic and then she'll fuckin die or something and it's gonna be my fault!
