Vast Error Story Dub (Currently casting for Act 1 and Intermission 1)
raisinghellyer for Narrator
Honestly I'm pretty open to how the Narrator sounds! Have fun with it as long as you keep it to the seriousness of a narrator should! (I.E No super goofy sounding voices) Also you will have the most text so I have listen 2 paragraphs to see how well you can keep up with a LOT of talking!
Usually, food tends to be the least of your worries. Your species has an affinity for sustaining themselves on various mishmashes of carboloaded artificiality. But if you ever again tried to process something like PIZZA AND TREATZA, there would be vomit on the ground.
When you were younger, you were forcibly taken in by a SKULLTITAN YOUNGLING, one of the planet's most RAMPANTLY DESTRUCTIVE fauna-based environmental issues. Once, these creatures were thought to be extinct, due to both the EXTENSIVE ARCHITECTURAL BATTLES waged against them and their penchant for FRIVOLOUSLY PICKING FIGHTS with other ULTRA BEASTS OF BURDEN.
A break for the, uh... tenth time tonight, if her math's right. She's a bit of a scatterbrain.