Harold Albert Bond is a 14-year-old teenager who enjoys bowling, reading and relaxing. He is loveable and smart, but can also be very confusing.

He is British. He is currently at school. He is allergic to latex.

Physically, Harold is in pretty good shape. He is tall for his age with light skin, blonde hair and green eyes.

He lives in a working class neighbourhood. His mother walked out a year ago after announcing she was lesbian

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Harold goes to Bash Street School, where his favourite subjects are chemistry and physics.