The Lightning Thief Genderbent!

graceland for Mrs. D

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Singer
Mrs. D
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Mrs. D, or Dionysus, is stuck at camp after being punished by Zeus for disobeying him. I am looking for a raspy, feminine voice with a don't-care attitude!

  • Oh, you're alive

    I suppose that's good news for you

    But it means a lot more paperwork for me

    So don't expect me to be happy to see you

    Of course, being alive is temporary

    (Spoken)

    So, maybe if I go away and play pinochle for a few hours, things might improve. For me. Not for you. You'd be dead.

    (Sung)

    Great!

    You haven't been debriefed

    This is way out of my pay grade

    Which is saying a lot

    'Cause I don't get paid

    (Spoken)

    Someone find Professor Hay-for-breath and tell him Peter Johnson is awake, so he better clip-clop over here!


    (Another Terrible Day - The Lightning Thief)

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The Lightning Thief Genderbent!
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