Strixhaven Week 5
stevey1986 for Wallader the Eventual
Wallader is the postman for Strixhaven college. He's naturally slow at his job, being a small turtlefolk, but refuses to use magic like anyone else at the college might to speed up his job. Because of this he likes to complain to anyone and everyone that might listen about how hard his job is. He is described only in story as having a squiggly voice, so slow and wavery is the name of the game.
"Are you Zimone Wola?"
"A package came in for you two weeks ago. No sender's name or address. Lightweight. Wrapped with an optical illusive paper of spiraling bricks. I would have delivered it earlier, but, you know . . ." [implying how hard his job is]
"They shouldn't be making café stools this high. You don't need to reach for the ceiling for the drink to slap."
