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PLEASE PROVIDE A PERFORMANCE OF THE BELOW SAMPLE MONOLOGUE OR A MONOLOGUE OF YOUR CHOICE (with a length of 30 seconds to 3 minutes)

SAMPLE MONOLOGUE: "Tom Hardy Moment" from Episode 207, The Bright Sessions.

Oh, god, yeah, no, no no...I mean, we never- we never talk about that stuff. Which I know is kind of weird for friends - to never talk about dating but. Well, a while ago, we were, like, watching Mad Max and he made some off-handed comment about how hot Tom Hardy is- or well, he clearly wanted it to be off-handed, but he was pretty nervous about it and I just kind of brushed it off. I mean, I made sure he knew I didn’t care and everything but I didn’t make a big deal out of it either. Everyone at school has kind of always known that Adam was gay and I could tell it was something he just wanted to get out of the way, to like, make sure I knew, I guess. And I was still too distracted by balancing everything out at the time to really pay that much attention. Oh, god, I’ve been such a fucking idiot.

CHARACTER LINE: REQUIRED FOR THIS PART. 

"Seems a little fruity, but I've gotta get all- oh fuck how many food groups are there?"

(a beat while they think) 

"Bread, sugar, fruit, vegetables... I've gotta get all four food groups in. So I'll let it slide. For now."