The Killing Joke Monologue Parody (Update: Joker Chosen)
keeferyankee for The Joker
Feel free to have your own unique interpretation on the Joker, but the voice still needs to be easily recognizable in some fashion as belonging to that distinct character.
"So, I see you've received the free ticket I've sent you. I'm glad, I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you lock me up and throw me into the insane asylum. Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated that there's no difference between me and everyone else. All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day."
"Ladies and gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... ...they snap."