A major asshole who hits on everyone and everything he can. Takes delight in flaunting his superiority over others and tries to act cool to get romantic attention from others, but fails everytime. Hates all land dwellers with a passion that can only be described as “Trying way too hard”. He sounds snobby and puts particular emphasis on w’s and v’s. After finding MSPAReader on the beach and complaining about his quadrants(relationships), he offers to have the troll equivalent of a date in order to get to know them. Soon however, it begins to go sour when another troll, Sollux, shows up and is challenged to a dual.