(Take a few deep calming breaths, coaxing) You’re right. I’m sorry, Sebastian. Mommy is cranky and in pain from her boo boo. I’m going to take some pain meds and take a nap. (Less affection, a little pissy) Wake me up when you leave, Jasmine.

(Defensive, annoyed) What do you mean? I already told you what happened. I sent him upstairs to get ready for his nap. All of a sudden, I heard a crash and I ran up there to find the TV on the ground. He was standing beside the dresser, saying it wasn’t him but no one else was there.