Detour Bus
MiKayla_Phillips for Goldie Flowers
(18+ to play 10) Goldie Flowers is about to turn ten years old, but instead of throwing a fabulous cowgirl-fairy-princess birthday party she’s stuck on a road trip with her stinky family! Microbus life is boring as hell for Goldie and her dad’s oldies music taste is terrible, but the stupidest part is that there’s no wifi for her tablet. Without being able to post on social media, Goldie fears all her friends will forget about her, or worse think she’s boring! Goldie needs to learn that living in real-life moments actually leads to the best stories to share later
Ugh! My pic is taking forever to upload. This Visitors Center had better have WiFi.
JUNIOR: Notice how none of the exhibits mentioned they defaced stolen land to build this.
GOLDIE: Probably because that's boring, Junior. This whole place is boring. My photo of it only got like twenty likes, and now my friends are going to think I'm boring.
DADDY: I've really messed up to the max, this time, huh.
GOLDIE: So? You mess up all the time-- BUT you always find a way to fix it. And when you’re done, it’s even better than before.. Like the bus!
DADDY: Wait. You like the bus?
GOLDIE: OMG dad. I mean, it does smell... musty. But it's so groovy. And perfect lighting for selfies. I love the bus, and I love you. Now can we please find Momma. And I guess Junior, too.
