Can't ya see me on the stage performin' Mozart?
Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam?
Yep, I'd rather be called deadly
For my killer Showtune medley
Thank you!
'Cause way down deep inside I've got a dream

See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem!
Though I do like breaking femurs
You can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else I've got a dream!

And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns!