Detour Bus
amandanoriko for Very Cool Cowgirl
The Very Cool Cowgirl is technically a park ranger at Yellowbus National Park, but that title isn’t quite romantic enough for her. She spends her time tending the park’s bison population, and sees her work as part of a deep commitment to environmental justice.
(cowgirl accent not necessary)
JUNIOR: This is a misunderstanding! We’re on a road trip to the TexaFlorida SuperBridge, but these Federal Bus Investigator goons won’t leave us alone!
VERY COOL COWGIRL: Well why didn’t you say so sooner! Any enemy of the FBI is a friend of mine. Those road hogs have been after my farm for ages, saying something about shungite fracking.
Tell you what: if you round up my bison, we’re square. Y’all are on a trip too, right? Do a good job and I’ll show you a road the FBI hasn’t even dreamed of.
(To a bison)
Anna-Mae, get back here right now!
(To the Flowers Family)
She’s a free spirit, always wandering wherever she pleases. You all are doing a good job so far! You sure you’ve never herded bison before?
