Detour Bus
Collin Bark for Junior Flowers
(18+ to play 13) Junior Flowers failed a civics course his last semester of middle school and has now become a staunch advocate for the adoption of communism in America. Which of these caused the other remains unclear. He revels in acting contrarian to his parents’ and sister’s corporate-centric lives, but is not yet in a self-reflective stage of life. He is also using the moral superiority he feels from calling out the System to hide his insecurities about entering high school, hoping a brash attitude will make him cool. Junior will have to get comfortable in his own skin and stop being a smart-ass in order to liberate his family from the shackles of capitalism.
Paying for pictures WE take? What are they going to charge for next? Air?! This is why America needs communism.
GOLDIE: I'm still hungry. That gyro was not monumental.
JUNIOR: Overpriced, nutrition-less cardboard is what you get when you give monopolies to the fast food corporations.
I just can't believe we're the ones in the gulag. This isn't right.