Yeaaah, it’s not next Monday anymore. Ms Alvarez (Al-Var-rez) sent an email yesterday moving it to tomorrow’s class instead. And you already KNOW she’s gonna say that since we finished the unit on Monday, four days of prep is more than enough. And if we say we’re not ready, she’ll be like, (mocking impression) ‘This is proof you all leave everything to the last minute.’ Like, Duh!!! Of course we do!!! WE’RE BUSY!

ATTENTION, EVERYONE!!! Prom is officially coming up in a month! Our theme is ‘The Roaring Twenties.’ If you’re a senior, you can get early-bird tickets starting next week.

Let’s do a rundown, shall we? One: The guy she’s banging is your ex. Two: You’re hotter than her.