Announcer: hello!

Person 2: God is that you?

Announcer: no but it is the conveniently placed ad for a product that kills flies both smoothly and efficiently!!!

Person 1: woah no way! a conveniently placed ad for a product that kills flies both smoothly and efficiently????

Announcer: yes! a conveniently placed ad for a product that kills flies both smoothly and efficiently.

Announcer: spot-a-fly premium!

regular spot-a-fly not cutting it?

well with spot a fly premium your issues will be no longer

our product can detect the nearest fly, and it will shoot to kill upon identification!

Person 1: woah isn't that dangerous?

Announcer: absolutely lethal! ....to the flies of course!!!! 

(quickly say) "spot-a-fly, spot-a-fly premium and any related spot-a-fly products may cause burning, swelling, itching, type 3 diabetes, heart attack, heart defense, stroke, or death in extreme or most cases."