(Talking about her ex, Claire) Tulip, please don’t say the C word. Burns my ears. Ughhh...God, I swear I see that bitch everywhere.

(After a party, talking to her friends about what happened) Not at all. Things were already pretty wrecked. Look, it’s my fault we even got separate in the first place. You said you had to go pee so I let you go to the bathroom alone, which was a really dumb move on my part. But that was only ‘cause I thought you were fine. Then I kiiinda got into a fight, so I stepped outside for a bit. I was just chillin’, you know, minding my own business. When suddenly…

Cam, trust me, I’ve heard worse. But what he said to you...implying you’re perfectly fine with weird unsoliciting shit-- Whether that’s from me hypothetically, or some creepy old guy-- ‘cause you want attention that bad? That’s a fucked up thing to say to your own girlfriend.