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CptMan for Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E.
Dr. H. M. Phage, T. E. is the head practitioner in the the Hospital and looks like a giant bacteriophage virus. His actual abilities as a medical practitioner when compared to his peers are unclear, but he seems to be highly knowledgeable about the different zones. Given current evidence, he might best be described as "Jack of all trades, master of none." However, not only would he strongly object to this, but it is also important to note that given the sheer number and variety of zones and patients the Hospital deals with, being a jack of all trades is rather impressive regardless of how many of said feats are actually mastered or simply passing knowledge.
An giant walking virus that is posing as a doctor. Just dripping with untrustworthiness.
[Encountering the human Fern for the first time]
(Very off bed-side manners)
"Oh, of course, forgive my rudeness. I'm Doctor H.M. Phage, T.E, chief physician, radiologist, surgeon, pathologist, pathogen, immunologist, urologist, gynaecologist, reverse gynaecologist, taxidermist, dentist, forensic entomologist, necrobiological reconstructionist, herbalist, fashionist and twin-core husk intersector licensed in all chromatic, material and hypothetical perception zones.
I can assure you, sir, your dog is in excellent hands!"
[Fern has just rudely ripped a painting off of a wall]
"Oh, dear. You'd better calm down there, gramps, we don't want you blowing your booklungs all over your freshly mucused gown, do we? Don't go anywhere, I'll be right back with our head transfusionator. We'll have those hearts pumping healthy yellow bile again in no time!"
[Currently searching for the escaped Fern while chatting with an unknown second party]
"Aw, STINKBEANS! It evaporated already!"
"...What? Of COURSE they do. They always do!"
"...Oh, fine, you can look, but don't expect to find much more than smelly residue and a half-eaten wallet, like the last one."
"...You mean the cat? It was a cat, wasn't it?"
"Oh. Well, whatever, it's probably stable for now. Just power up the unexistalizer when you get the chance, in case the damn thing starts leaking onto anything important."
Thank you for your time and audition. There is little that I can suggest in the way of critique and improvement for the character, pretty spot on.