It was hard enough when Skittles lied to me but Starbursts too? How is anyone supposed to trust their favourite fruit flavoured candies now when they’ve been deceived the whole time?

Well? What do you have to say for yourself? Nothing. That’s what I thought. Because at the end of the day you made me care. But you never did. And that’s the worst part. You didn’t even care enough to hate me.

So, as I sit here pouring my soul to a pile of candy please hear my one request. Please, please don’t leave me alone.