Starting up again, new casting call for multiple projects!
Scott J. Zim for Nobody Nose
Nobody Nose looks like a human nose that produces way too much mucus. He seems incapable of comprehending the concept of outside the Hospital. He is in the Hospital because he claims to suffer from kidney stones. While it doesn't make sense for a nose to have such an ailment, the stones are actually the offsprings of Kidney Stone Mother and they are just simply bothering the nose. To treat his problem, it was recommended to wait until the stones grew bored of their juvenile behavior and leave on their own. Unfortunately though, while trying to help the nose Fern gave him a Ded-stone Fogger which killed the kidney stones. This caused their mother to take revenge by killing Nobody Nose and fighting Fern.
[A very congested voice more or less]
[Nose assuming that Fern is a nurse]
"Oh, hewwo dewe. Awe you hewe about my *snnnffffff*...about my...*blurp*...my..."
*Snort*"...hang on..."
*SPUTTER*
"Awe you hewe about..."
*Blorbb*
"My..."
*Gurgle*....
"...Kidney stones? Dewe getting vewy unpweasant."
[Nose being helpful it's own way]
"Oh! They'we wondewfuw! If you go back in you'we woom I'm suwe the nuwse wiww get awound to you some day. Maybe she can even fix how gwoss you'we face wooks."
[Complaining about another organ in another room]
"That's gas piwws. They got weft hewe by accident. You can have them if you can find me something fow aww these awfuw kidney stones! They'we evewywhewe! Evewy time I tuwn awound, dewe's anothew one waffing at me!!!
I CAN'T GET ANY GAWWDDAM SWEEP WITH THAT WACKET!!!!"
Again, thank you for your audition. A very good embodiment of the runny nose. Very little I can suggest in the way of critique or improvement on this one.