Casting Call for Fanfic Reading - Under A Luminous Sky
Globlet_ for Sheriff Shackle
Sheriff Shackle is, well, the sheriff of Ponyville. Short and fat, he comes across as a genial, kind-hearted stallion... but he's actually a scumbag. He wants to cover up the fact that Berry Punch was murdered just to keep his crime free streak going until he retires in three months. He speaks with a Canterlot accent, sounding much like Rarity, though his is much more haughty and self-important.
"You see, Agent Bentgrass, Ponyville is a peaceful little hamlet. Why, did you know that in its entire history, not one pony has died from anything other than accident or natural causes? In fact, when I retire in three months, I will hold the record for the longest period of uninterrupted peace in the history of Equestria! 35 straight years and not a single case of violent crime!"
Context: Shackle is explaining how peaceful and calm Ponyville is to Bentgrass
“Shut up! I will not have you questioning my authority as well! Or perhaps you’d like me to contact your parents in Hoofston. Tell them the kind of... lifestyle life their daughter leads.”
Context: The deputy began to question his insistence that no foul play has taken place, and he's threatening to out her to her parents in order to keep her in line.
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