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JadedPencil for Sploenard Spleenus
Depressed Spleen is, of course, a spleen. The rest of his body consists of a stalk made of veins and arteries. He is one of the more reproachable characters, due to his disdain of others and depressing attitude, best described as "a jaded, bitter, pessimistic, misanthropic, melodramatic, possibly masochistic glutton for misery and gloom." He also constantly complains, being an annoyance to others. He considers those that subject to his ramblings as self punishing and masochistic. He came to the Hospital to seek attention, not necessarily for treatment. Even if he doesn't have a real problem, he refuses to leave. Dr Phage recommended ignoring him until he leaves, an act he taken as far as blocking Spleen from his perception. - wiki
[A very depressed voice, but very talkative. Maybe a Snape or Marvin the depressed robot voice would fit?]
"Oh, you can run me through a shredder if it would amuse you enough, sure, but while many here would find such an experience fairly entertaining, I'm afraid I'd personally feel no better or worse in any number of pieces. I'm an adult, after all. I'm sure you outgrew the plebeian thrills of dismemberment by the time you finished your pupation, or whatever it is you multi-parters do."
"That wouldn't do a thing for me. All I can really hope for around here is a good solid blood disease, not that there's any even unique to a spleen. Oh no, you get a blood disease, the whole system starts to shut down, doesn't it? The last thing anybody talks about is what happens to your spleen. Even if you need a splenectomy, they don't even bother giving you a new one. They don't have to. Waste of money. You can't even really die just from a lack of spleen. Even the appendix got a better deal; at least that can explode."
"That's not even what they're here for. That's just another of their insufferable little gripes; a mundane infestation like that is hardly worth a nurse's time, though it would be almost as tedious as answering your banal inquiries, if it would please you to make yourself an even bigger source of irritation than you've already been. Please, go for the record, I haven't nearly enough things to bore me right now."
Thanks for auditioning. It was pretty spot on for the vibe I was looking for - for the character.
Thanks, ironically the way he's written makes the spleen far more amusing than he'd say it has any right to be. Was rather fun doing this audition ^^
M-hm, Bogleech does have a way with their characters.