The Co-Presidents
ACTVA for Donald John Trump
The other (and obviously better if you asked him) protagonist of The Co-Presidents, Donald John Trump was the ex-president of the United States of America. Bold in brash, he found his campaign in the trash after a tragically SAD ending. Seeking his bigly vengeance in a variety of slapstick schemes to break back into The White House, will Donald make amends with Joe and become The Co-Presidents? It's the title of the series, so probably.
Greetings and salutations, my fellow American. I would like to make a purchase of one finely manufactured orange blue raspberry POP-sicle from your fine, American-run establishment. No, I do not have Venmo. Venmo is a corruptly run Ponzi-Scheme ran by Chris Pratt, but that's just what I heard. People are saying it's gonna come out, it'll happen.
My fellow Americans. I'd like to take the time to explain the substantial contribution to this country that is the Five Nights at Freddy's lore. Everybody's talking about it. I've heard that this lore has become the best in the country, bar none, right? I'd like to thank Crooked Kazoo Cassidy for playing the part of Golden Freddy for this press conference, wonderful animatronic - one of the best American animatronics that I have ever met.
C'mon, Sleepy Joe. I'm going to take us to Hot Topic, and we are going to have a search for gamer girl bathwater, and it is going to be a tremendous outing. Never before in my life have I been part of such a contribution to American camaraderie, and it's going to be great like you've never seen before.
