The Co-Presidents
AlliM for Brie Larson
Brie Larson has built an impressive career as an acclaimed television actress, rising feature film star, and emerging recording artist. Playing the role of Captain Marvel in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, she finds herself swept up unwillingly when the Co-Presidents win a field trip to a Marvel Studios soundstage. Intelligent and tactical, she often has to clean up the mess left behind by our two heroes.
General Feige. Years ago, you served Chris Pratt in the MCU. Now he begs you to help him in his struggle against being canceled. I regret that I am unable to present his request to you in person, but my ship has fallen under attack and I'm afraid my mission to bring you to EPCOT has failed. I have placed information vital to the survival of the Co-Presidents into the memory systems of this piece of highly marketable merchandise. Only I will know how to retrieve it. You must see this transmission safely delivered to him at Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind. This is our most desperate hour. Help me, oh wise Kevin Feige. You're my only hope.
Let me get this straight - you guys called me in here just so you could get two Diet Cokes?
I haven't seen blasts like this since taco night at James Earl Jones' house. You guys really need a life.