Three Idiots Doing Stupid Things
Sonikku for Vance Duncan
Vance is a functioning alchoholic, though he SWEARS he's sober. Has a strange, unknown past that he doesn't plan on sharing with the family. Well, unless he gets drunk enough.
[Somebody just offered robbing a bank to you, and you're talking to the camera while drunk] You know, I was originally here for business purposes, but if I make money this way, why not?
[Taiga just asked you what you were doing during a battle sequence, so you shout in the background:] SCREW YOU TAIGA! I'M READING FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE I WAS SIX!
[Seckry just pointed out a suspicious yellow haired man approaching you, so again, you shout, panicked in the background:] Huh?! What? Where?! If he has an orange jumpsuit on, it's the Bartender I owe. In which case, we should run!