Once upon a time some guy named David was born. He had a, well, overall normal childhood. Heee had several siblings, one named Tiffany and one named Bob. Tiffany was always talking to her imaginary friends and stuff. they were all five years old at the time.

_~Time Skip Brought To You By Sweggs and Baecon~_

ten years later.......

[LINE FROM TIFFANY] said Tiffany to the prota- I MEAN DAVID. Staring ayyyyy him concernadly with hyperrealistic starry anime eyes. [LINE FROM DAVID] said David. [LINE FROM TIFFANY] she said, her voice slowly distorting with distorted laughs distorting in the background of the distorting balcony. [LINE FROM DAVID] said David, his (pants) pockets bulging with lip balm and cherry chapstick. [LINE FROM TIF] said Tiffany, the distorted noises and images stopping. Tiffany led David into an alleyway on Street street. Nothing was unusal as first, just a dumpster. then Tif opened the dumpster and made David look at the horrible hyperrealistic sight before him, it was Bob's lifeless dead non-breathing departed body that somehow didn't have any wounds! Tiffany then wispered in David's ear [LINE FROM TIF] and she used her mysterious, other-worldly powers to murder David leaving a scratch on his face as she laughed and then felt no regret as she took all her lip balm back. She spread some on her lips and stuck a panda sticker on a bloody chainsaw.