Oh, my! It is your human sarcasm again! I enjoy listening to it and I wish doing so could serve as my primary form of recreation. There. See? I just did it, too. Saying the opposite thing to emphasize my contempt. But, suddenly, I feel more primitive and hate myself a little more.

These events are inevitable, and regardless of whatever emotional entanglements obfuscate their significance, they will ultimately serve an important purpose. The curse had nothing to do with it, and Karkat's notion of a curse is inseparable from his perception of events, as intrinsically negative and as tailored to his personal dissatisfaction. And, your bad luck is the same way. I believe, anyway.

You see! That's what I'm talking about. That was a very snarky remark that happened just now., stratified by your signature varieties of insincerity, which cut through the literal meaning of the statement like colorful ribbons, and the net intent is something maddening to try to know. It's meaning, I think, exists at the inscrutable nexus of semantic space where humor chafes against soft malice, a place perhaps the human mind occupies more comfortably. I don't know.