Excuse me, gentlemen. We’ve had a report of a strange man lurking around here, peeping into the grade school.

*intrigued* Good point. I can understand that this is an enticing situation for both boys and men…It’s similar to wanting to coast around on a shopping cart, or spin around on an office chair with your hands in the air. All adults must resist many temptations such as these, every day of our lives. 

*alert* Something’s definitely wrong with you. I’m going to need to take you in for questioning. Come on, get moving.