Homestuck Full Dub Project
ChadBlaster for Narrator
The narrator is a very important role and will have very many lines. If you audition for this role, you should plan on being with this project for the long haul. I'd like some one who will devote their time to the project and have lots of fun with this! The narrator also has lots of funny lines along with lots of serious ones and lots of exposition.
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! What will the name of this young man be?
John. Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your desk.
This is the dumbest idea you've had in weeks!! STUPID. STUPID. STUPID. And yet the polished surface of your desk... It beckons.John. Go to the bathroom and grab a towel. You enter the bathroom. You can see your backyard from the window. The jewel in its crown is the swing set which has provided you with years of joy.