La Fleur Velue
adoxographist for Rebecca Rackford
Rebecca Rackford (RACK-furred) is a Raccoon who works as a stripper at La Fleur Velue. She's had to put up with a lotta shit in her life, and it's taken its toll on her. She is very jaded, sarcastic, pessimistic, and cynical, yet she does have a warm tender side that nobody sees.
Voice: Medium-Low Range with a lot of annoyance in her tone. Think Nicole Sullivan as Shego from Kim Possible.
[Introducing herself, Annoyed] (Muttered) God this is so stupid. (Normal volume) *ahem* Hey, hi, how's it going? I'm Rebecca Rackford, and shock of all shocks, I work at La Fleur Velue. I know, crazy right? A stripper working at a strip club, who woulda guessed? I'm gonna level with you, I'm honestly just here to pay my bills. See I got fired from my last job because apparently, lobbing plates like they're frisbees is against the rules. So I saw this place had a few positions open, figured "eh, might as well put those middle school dance classes to use", and you can figure out the rest from there.
[Bored, looking at her phone] Just let me know when it's time for me to be on stage. Contrary to popular belief, I don't have anything better to do.