(Reassuring) “Hey, I’m sure she didn’t mean anything by it. You were both angry and when you’re that angry you tend not to be thinking about what you’re saying.”

(Nervous) “Oookay...can we please head back now? I really don’t think birds or squirrels make that kinda noise.”

(Disoriented) “Oh boy...yeah, I’ll be right there just...give me a second, cause unless you magically have a twin sister now, I’m seeing double.”