Homestuck Full Dub Project
BenMcGuire for Dave Strider
Dave is very cynical and sarcastic, and he's very into rap, so some of his lines will be him freestyle rapping. He also uses a lot of slang and detailed, extensive metaphors. He can sometimes seem as though he's lost in his own world, but he's actually extremely smart.
I don't know. How does she do any of the loopy batshit nonsense she does? Maybe she pulled them out of the volcano over there on bloodmonkey mountain.
Is that some dumb wizard thing you just made up? Or something to do with tentacle monsters? I can't keep track of what you like anymore.
But, whatever he thinks I'm doing, I'm not gonna to stop. The guy's jealous. Obviously he thinks his girlfriend has a thing for me, and you know what? He's probably right, but what else is new? Just another lady from outer space mackin' on me whatever chance she gets.
